Every Girl Needs A Little Love...
heynowaimee:

want pls

heynowaimee:

want pls

poopmonster05:

wholesomeblogging:

i can’t stop laughing at this dumb shit omfg

Lmfao, some of this shit happens to me on a daily.

downhillohfive:

jesusandcarmex:

rachelnadine22:

submissivedominance:

dotheymissmeinchicago:

hxccatholic:

Whoa

This is actually really powerful

Lol

Hm.

Whoa

Wat

downhillohfive:

jesusandcarmex:

rachelnadine22:

submissivedominance:

dotheymissmeinchicago:

hxccatholic:

Whoa

This is actually really powerful

Lol

Hm.

Whoa

Wat

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
inevititable:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

this really fucked me up

inevititable:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

this really fucked me up

kandylife13:

famousblackcelebs:

leplastiquedick:

weedandpizzaaa:

onlylxxxve:

surfandwrite:

thesoftghetto:

niggawithablog:

locc-2dabrain:

krxs10:

why THE FUCK is no one talking about this

why isnt this on the news

we all know the reason why. stop the bullshit.

And this shit happened on May 18…MAY 8-FUCKING-TEENTH!
Story

I read the article and this honestly makes me so fucking angry. I encourage all my followers to reblog the shit out of this. Share it on your Facebook and Twitter, too.

Smh. There are really people out there that do not have souls. They like this stuff and have no mercy. God we need help.

Smh man

To the person who said it happened in May 18th (I assume you meant this year)….  ”But nearly two years after Rainey’s death on June 23, 2012" this was TWO YEARS AGO. And apparently they haven’t even done an autopsy on him yet, that is some sick shit.
Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/05/17/4123183/behind-bars-a-brutal-and-unexplained.html#storylink=cpy

Why is this my first time hearing about it?

TF?!?!

kandylife13:

famousblackcelebs:

leplastiquedick:

weedandpizzaaa:

onlylxxxve:

surfandwrite:

thesoftghetto:

niggawithablog:

locc-2dabrain:

krxs10:

why THE FUCK is no one talking about this

why isnt this on the news

we all know the reason why. stop the bullshit.

And this shit happened on May 18…MAY 8-FUCKING-TEENTH!

Story

I read the article and this honestly makes me so fucking angry. I encourage all my followers to reblog the shit out of this. Share it on your Facebook and Twitter, too.

Smh. There are really people out there that do not have souls. They like this stuff and have no mercy. God we need help.

Smh man

To the person who said it happened in May 18th (I assume you meant this year)….  ”But nearly two years after Rainey’s death on June 23, 2012" this was TWO YEARS AGO. And apparently they haven’t even done an autopsy on him yet, that is some sick shit.

Why is this my first time hearing about it?

TF?!?!

thatbawsasia:

She bout to get her ass beat

thatbawsasia:

She bout to get her ass beat

heartbreak-jay:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

papinextdoor:

almightybanks:

I’ve reblogged this over 10 times lol

relationships like this»>

I’m striving for this

Us

heartbreak-jay:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

papinextdoor:

almightybanks:

I’ve reblogged this over 10 times lol

relationships like this»>

I’m striving for this

Us

extraordinarilyavg:

ethiopienne:

the hashtags though

reblogging for the hashtags…. KEV!!! ugh, you slay me!

extraordinarilyavg:

ethiopienne:

the hashtags though

reblogging for the hashtags…. KEV!!! ugh, you slay me!

theultraintrovert:

dynastylnoire:

thecherrywinehouse:

Nelly omg

YOOOOOOOOOOO

V I O L A T I O N

dopelifestylex:

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